Friday, June 27, 2008

Last week Saturday i got up early with a nice morning, sun shinning brightly with little bit of gust of wind. I cleaned my beloved pet Koi's filter because ill be going out of town later that day. I left it pretty neat and my humongous Kois are happy with their cleaned environment.

The whole day was fine i went to Pampanga that afternoon and watched Incredible Hulk, very nice movie. Very relaxed day. early Sunday morning maybe around 1am, wind started to get stronger and rain started to pour really bad. Next day i woke up with the same weather and felt comfortable because the cold wet weather feels so nice in the morning specially if its your rest day from work. Suddenly i got an SMS from my sister at home telling me that a lot of my pet fish died last night because there was a blackout and my pond water pump systems stopped, that means no oxygen circulates around it. I got so worried because this is the second time that this happened. I have a backup battery for my whole system but the car battery broke down and since i was trying to save money because i was out of job for 2 months so i didnt buy another immediately. Wrong move indeed huh! I wanted to go back home right away but the storm was directly hitting pampanga that time.
later that afternoon i arrived home in Manila and rushed to my pond. It was a disaster, my biggest Koi, around 3kgs, is dead with some others! i quickly fixed my pond and saved what is left, thank goodness there are still few of my favorite thats still there only thing is they are the smallest. I was so overwhelmed and felt a little depressed about what happened. I blamed myself for not buying a backup battery right away and i should have anticipated that blackout that day i left. But then nothing can make it back to life again.

I just hope i will be able to find a big Koi this time and have it at a bargain price.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Early burd piliticians catches the worms

Have you seen the latest ads on TV? politicians early campaign and they use all sorts of excuse to be on TV, from whitening soaps to drama chu-chu of helping some workers rescuing them abusive employers... hello, if you helped them why should you brag about it, maybe they wanna be a superhero.. try applying with Stan Lee. Now they're fighting and hitting each other on each ones advertisements... who has more right in having one, who spent from their own pocket and accuse the other of using public funds... as if that's new to us, others use this whitening supplement ad for their early campaign as if they use it, if they did... its not effective. To sum it all up, they're all denying they're campaigning early, do they really think we are all dumb to believe that? I still like Miriam Santiago even if she gets a lil bit of loony sometimes but so funny! She accuse this people of early campaigning and to boycott them on the coming election, i think she is so brilliant and thats a very good idea. The only thing i don't like it with her sometimes is that when she side with "someone" that everybody knows is lying.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Si dodong at enday


This is how to mangle the English language.
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It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako. Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy......" Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now? "Dodong!" sigaw ko. Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud and proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd.

"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya. "Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh" sabi ko. Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he's every woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni Dodong. "I don't mine" sagot ko. Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?" Sabi nung waiter kay Dodong. "Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong. "Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of Boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of Female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully" Dagdag niya.

"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin. Hmmm... mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko. "I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh." sagot ko. Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it's a long, long way to run. "Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I'm happily married" pagmamalaki ko. "Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still have more feelings than I expected. I don't want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa. Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The Seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.

"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong. Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think it's his other woman that caused our separation to part. Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero Sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng Security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong. "Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.

"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.

"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes."

"Diretso lang." sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."

"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.

Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya. "Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!" pananakot nya. Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar. Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way. From then on Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even sister me As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-sia at walang exhibitions. I feel I'm on cloud!


Friday, May 9, 2008

White Rock...... it's not in Subic!!! damn syet!

I was excited to hear that our outing at work will be in Subic Beach! Ive been in Subic many times and i love that place so much that if only i could buy a house there. Day before the outing i was preparing all my stuff to relax and enjoy the trip.

The next day i was scrambling to be on time coz they said its 8am. When i arrived nobody was there yet and the bus wasn't even there, it arrived 830am. Somebody told me we will leave by 9am, so we waited ...and waited ...until i fell asleep. When i woke up, its 10am and the bus hasn't move yet! wow, talking about Filipino time.

To my surprise they said we are heading to White Rock beach resort. All my excitement just died down, all i could think was how to make a big excuse to back out and go home instead. Why? Because ive been to White Rock and its just damn so dirty! Every time i hear that name i remember how dirty its public restroom, and the beach and its water! They always claim that they are located in Subic, but TAKE NOTE... WHITE ROCK BEACH RESORT IS LOCATED OUTSIDE SUBIC, ITS BEACH IS FILTHY AND DIRTY!!!!

So we went off by 1030am. We pass through this Subic-Tarlac-
Clark Expressway, The road was very nice and it passed by some high elevation with nice views. Travelling time was really cut so short, it only took us around 30min. to reach Subic expressway from clark.

Olongapo City (Gapo) is very nice place to go and see around, very clean and progressive, specially Subic Bay area. But no we did'nt do that, we just pass by that place and went to Barrio Barreto, the other side of Gapo where the bars/girlie bars abound. That's where White Rock beach resort is located! We arrived and our rooms are not ready yet and saw the chamber maids going gaga in cleaning all the rooms to make it on time for the guest to settle in.

Next thing we did was head for the lunch buffet table, the difference with this is that it was a single serve and only the server can serve it to your plate, watasyet! I headed to the beach after lunch, as i expected, the water's murky, the sand beneath it was muddy! yakky tlaga!

I dont really get it why they call it White rock when there ain't no white sand. They fool people by stating that its located in Subic when its not located in Subic!!!! syet talaga!
To make the whole excursion story short, i didnt enjoy that trip, who will anyway, its so dirty. So i took a jeep and went to Subic by myself and enjoyed the whole trip alone.... at least i enjoyed somehow.

Denial QUEENS

Meron ba'ng Straight na pumapatol sa lalake?
Meron ba'ng Bi na di pa nakakatikim o ayaw sa babae?
Do this people really know the meaning of Bi-sexual? or is it straight acting gay? or better yet...are they in denial?

Bi daw e, ...more like Bi-Yot to me.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Crazy Commercials

Boy Abunda says on TV on Argentina Corned beef... "ito na rin ang pinadadala ko sa kanila sa abroad". The Hell, has he even tried it? I bet not. Any meat products whether it be cooked or preserved is not allowed on plane going abroad.

Going gagah with Gabby Conception. Oh yeah he's pretty good looking man, and you, stop salivating just hearing his name! whitening soaps are fighting over him to make for their commercials. Guys, are you trying to fool us Pinoys? We all know how fair Gabby's skin is already and its all natural and they want to make it as if their product made him fairer? Just like what they did to Sam Milby, isn't it funny having him endorsing for a whitening soap? Its like they are saying whitening soaps are for fair skinned people. Go plant some Kamote pwede ba!

Nestle Cream commercial. Since when did a dead man eat? Why the heck will you place food on the niche in the first place? and having a moomooo return it because its no good! bolsyet man!


Monday, April 21, 2008

Earth Day: what have you done to me lately?

O di ba mas maganda kung first topic ko coincides with Earth day. Practically i have a lot of things to say coz i feel like im living in a big big ...very big trash can. O yeah just step right out of your door and you could smell the fresh... smell of pollution of the metro. Gone are the days when you could still smell the grass in the morning and see the fog from morning mist. yup, today there's still foggy sight alright, its what they call smog! You can see it in the morning till afternoon, coz at night its dark!

Its really sad to see all these. You just wonder how did it come to this stage? If only i could snap my finger and everything will just cleans itself, but no it can not be done and I'm not a fairy.

Yesterday while i was riding a jeep along the heavily polluted street of East Ave. someone really irked me so much that i just wanted to pull her bra out of her tank top and put it on her head just like what Homer does to Bart. She was sitting beside me and since it was so darn hot she bought a cold mineral water from a vendor on the street. Guess what she did next! She drank some and suddenly ...snorted and snorted, then suddenly spat out of the window!!!!! One could imagine a chimp doing just like that. I was so surprised and you could see the gross look that im giving her... dedma pa rin sya! O di ba ang kapal din ng face nya. Oh and she wasn't contented with just spitting, after drinking her bottle she threw it out of the window just like having a big humongous trash can out there. I just thought "wadapak" there's a trash can in front of the seat and she could have just reach it. Very uneducated and stupid... and very ignorant indeed. Guys please stop doing this and i know some of you do that every single day of your life. Yes, even just a cigarette butt or candy wrapper. Can't you just take hold on it for awhile until you see a trash can, and no, that pile of trash beside the street is not a trash can pwede ba!

I know metro manila looks like a big trash basin but no its not a trash can. So please educate yourself and help clean up our city. Have you seen the pile of trash that floats on the river banks or on the streets? Those are the small stuffs people like you throw everyday.